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[fiddlepickdouglas]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[orcboxer]

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

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[strongermonster]

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

[strongermonster]

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

[ammaranth]

Ew university students aren’t smarter than anyone ever at any point

[strongermonster]

hmm it’s almost like i exaggerated the number to make a, how you say, joque! but it seems like it wasn’t your turn with the iq points this weekend huh

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[brianelarson]

i am tired of people saying they are “worried” about brie larson’s acting in endgame (since captain marvel has come and gone) like at least half of the actors in mcu have shown a range of two (2) facial expressions total and people are worried about the oscar winning one 😪

[brianelarson]

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[lukestarkillerisgay]

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

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[residentgayfriend]

so my english teacher put up new posters in her class and

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[color--princess]

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

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[jonasbrothers]

Okay but look at this pic of Nick Jonas wearing a sweatshirt with a picture of John Stamos wearing a Jonas Brothers t-shirt

[jonasbrothers]

The saga continues…

[jonasbrothers]

I bet you thought it was over…..

[thebrothersjonas]

John just took it to the next level

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[memewhore]

[adoracap]

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[stuck-y-together]

John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

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[benepla]

those Spotify Wrapped ads are popping up around Chicago and could you imagine seeing a fucking billboard calling you out specifically. like, if i saw an ad that said “to the person in Chicago who listened to a playlist called ‘depwession’ for 800 hours…please call a therapist” i’d fly to Spotify HQ with the head of Ed Sheeran and declare war on their kind

[wumblr]

bec, much like the creme brulee brownie recipe, the spotify ads are not real. they were written by advertisers. they are telling lies. writing is fake. i know this in my heart to be true because i have LOOKED for the clam meditation playlist

[benepla]

several things about this reply haunt me. first of all this person referred to me by first name even tho i don’t know them, my name’s not on my blog, and they don’t follow me. second of all they told me something that is almost certainly true and i am 100% galaxy brained over it. can u dm me? tell me secrets

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[toastpotent]

spongebob my leg guy voice: MY WIG!!!

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[tin-pan-ali]

john mulaney’s dad looks about like how i imagined

‘you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair’ 

[yogurt-gun]

“God can’t hear you.”

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

“One black coffee”

[thehighladyelf]

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

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[partybarackisinthehousetonight]

did u know: according to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell

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[marisatomay]

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

[xtltokio]

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

[sandersstudies]

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

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[whitewingedove]

alexa,

tell me i’m a screwed up mess, that i never listen listen