drake be on another plane
blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts
Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately
highlight of my day
@EmWatson People chatting loudly in the cinema I am in. If you don’t stop talking very soon I will start pelting you with Maltesers.
pharrell attempting to assassinate jay z
why the hell did we all learn the exact words
"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
A moment of silent for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees
sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread